Be a vegetarian:

Like Billy, Joel, and Benji!

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Here's some crap on how to become a vegetarian and to get people to accept the fact.

Meat it Murder!

If you think digging you teeth into bloody pork chops is cool, just visit a slaughter house! If you get arrested for murdering people, why don't you get arrested for eating animals? It's completely wrong! Animals should have the same rights as humans! They'd be a lot happier if they just run free and live they're anarchic lives in harmony! Cows and chickens are a lot cuter when they're alive. For every piece of meat you don't eat, you are saving a live of an innocent animal. STOP THE CRUELTY!!!!

How to convince parents to accept the fact:

Like animals, you should have as many rights as you parents. All you have to do is first, tell them you're not gunna eat meat. They might me mad and unexcepting. Just give them a few points of why. Be sure to include what I wrote at the top. If your parents give you meat to eat, simply refuse it. If you are forced to eat it, simply storm out in anger and scream to them "MURDERERS!" It may sound a lil forceful and harsh, but it's worth it. What's worst? Taking the lives of innocent animals like a beastly savage, or being grounded for a mere month? Think about it. And remember, MEAT IS MURDER!